July 2011
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“What if before any of us were born 3 people who loved eating penis wrote a book...”
– Sarah Silverman
We are become pals!: Chapter 4. →
wearebecomepals:
Helen sometimes calls Jane, “Watermelon Head.” Because Jane has a big head, is the reason. She does it a lot, in front of other people, and at school, and Jane likes it. She hates it when other people try to be a part of the joke, and she acts sour, but she secretly likes it when Helen calls…
We are become pals!: Chapter 3. →
wearebecomepals:
Jane and Helen walked everywhere. The bus was expensive and slow, and the bus didn’t go most places. They walked home from school, a different way every day, just roaming the streets, just enjoying each other’s company. They skipped school to go to the library, some days.
Then they sat…
We are become pals!: Chapter 2. →
wearebecomepals:
Neither Helen nor Jane were very good at chess. They joined the chess club anyway, though. It was Helen’s idea.
“One day,” she said. “We’re going to be criminals. And let’s face it. We’re too smart to just be regular thugs. We’re going to be criminal masterminds and criminal masterminds…
The Xeric foundation grants it's last:
http://www.xericfoundation.org/xernews.html
“The advent of essentially free web publishing has forever altered the way aspiring comic book creators can get their work out into the public eye. With this in mind, I have decided that it makes sense that the Xeric Foundation will no longer provide grants to self-publishing comic book creators, and instead devote all of its available...
“They love America the way a four-year old loves her mommy. Liberals love America...”
– (via dulce)
Re-blogged for being 100% right.
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OMG THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.
(salymander)
Will always reblog this quotation.
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I love a good metaphor.
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