IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS THEN YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO HEART.

This man’s name is David Bowie. Every day, he struggles with being completely perfect. Look at the sheer anguish captured in this picture. He is awesome and he knows it. This unfortunate condition was caused by his spaceship crashing here and stranding him among humans, whose sheer inferiority makes him seem even more incredible by comparison.

Unfortunately, there’s nothing that can be done. He is doomed to be forever remembered by history as an amazing individual. Please keep David in your thoughts.